Blue pages

Hurry up dear friends,
I'm on the blue pages again
Uploaded the best pics I could find,
ready to hunt for the millionth time

So I read his message and he seemed nice,
But I will not respond,
cause he's simply not my type
And if the thought comes,
that I might be shallow
I'll just switch to other profiles,
in hope the one,
will eventually follow

The more I scroll the pages up and down
The more I feel bored, and the more
my face begins to frown

I swear I've done everything right,
only went out with guys,
that are attractive and kind
and its not my fault,
that the "fems" are not my type,
If I wanted to date girls,
I'd check out straight dating sites

So I continue to leave footprints,
only to receive none back,
and begin to think: that I really am pathetic
If Romeo really died for love,
then I'm sure he's now better off,
than most of us..